I'm sick!

That's right! Don't tell me you knew it all along. Here's a list of all the stuff that I suffer from.

Bouts of Acute viral nasopharyngitis once a year

Palmer and Plantar Hyperhidrosis

Early Stertor

I'm sure I have Hypersomnia but no one believes me

Minor alopecia

Pilomotor under dire circumstances

Pityriasis capitis

Declining Myopia

and of course, perpetual Pantaphobia

And you think you have problems!